This takes about an hour, but it’s really easy and inexpensive. I like vegan and vegetarian food and I feel like it doesn't get enough attention in this blog. At first I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to find anything weird in that category, but then I realized that my attitude towards it isn't shared by most Americans. I’ve seen people turn their nose up at vegan and vegetarian food without even trying it. Some people respond to “we have regular burgers and veggie burgers” as though the person speaking had said “we have regular burgers and I farted on every single one of them.” You know what? Several kinds of Oreos are vegan. So are Nutter Butters. So is a wide variety of alcohol. Keep in mind, these don’t necessarily have to be vegan. If you really take issue with it there’s nothing stopping you from slapping some cheese on there or even just using it as a burger topping instead. Where’s the fun in that though?
Cost: $1 - $10
Slice some eggplant into silver dollars, and skin them. Lightly salt both sides of each slice.
Now put them between two plates.
Let them sit like that for about an hour. You’re basically pressing the nastiness out. If you’re wondering what I meant by that, here’s a picture.
The eggplant will secrete a dark liquid from being pressed. I’m pretty sure I’m not winning over anyone who isn't a fan of eggplant, but oh well. Just slap it on a bun, add whatever toppings you want, and you’re done!
These are super filling and there’s barely any cleanup. Raw eggplant is soft, with a slight crunch to it, and tastes wonderfully fresh. It makes a really good nice snack on a hot day. Yeah, it doesn’t taste anything like a real burger, but it’s still satisfying. On top of being filling and tasty, it’s low in calories. Is that lame to you? Do you need a bad boy edge to your food? Well, eggplant contains more nicotine than any other edible plant. According to Wikipedia, about 20 lbs of eggplant has as much nicotine as a cigarette. Mark my words, before you know it, street toughs will be standing in corners eating raw eggplants. Not those hoity-toity rich posers who can afford to spend mommy’s money on cigarettes. No, these will be the hardcore hooligans who live off the streets, and need to get their nic fix from eggplants to save up money for all the switchblades and leather jackets they need. Do you really want to get on the bad side of people like that? No? Then stay queer, square.