Do you want to know something totally insane? I’ve LOST weight since I started this blog. Granted, it’s not like I make most of this stuff more than once, but still. I think I may be trying to see what I can get away with at this point. In continuing with my quest to try weird food, we return once again to the land of the conveniently inexpensive, wacky snack foods.
Where did this one come from? A little Weird Al movie called UHF. It’s gratuitously silly, and fucking awesome, and you should watch it. In one scene Al makes and eats the titular snack. I remember seeing it for the first time some years back and wondering what it tasted like, so why the fuck not? Hm, Weird Al came up with a snack that is being featured in Allison’s queer blog. Maybe it’s fate.
You need:
Twinkies: Big thanks to my friend Emi for getting them for me!
Hot dogs
Cheese whiz
Total cost: $1 - $10
It’s probably in your best interest to cook the hot dog first, but who am I to squelch your spirit? There’s no need for words here. Let’s just watch the master.
You know, I read somewhere that Weird Al actually does enjoy these in real life.
IT TASTES LIKE A CORNDOG WITH CREAM! :O
Holy shit…wow. I think I just ate the platonic ideal of America. This is the exactly the kind of grossly overindulgent, heart-attack-and-self-loathing-inducing, trashy, sugary, low class, lazy, unhealthy, fucking MIRACLE of the human mind that deserves a place on my blog! Make this now, and then never ever do it again unless you lead an active lifestyle and generally eat right. Oh, and you saw how he dunked it in milk? That made it better! Ok, maybe next week I’ll make something a little healthier. Stay queer!
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