Sorry for the hiatus. I moved and started grad school so I was a bit busy with getting settled and all that. I've decided that the break is over, and now I'm ready to really knuckle down and eat weird things for the entertainment of myself and others! (Mostly myself.)
Yes, a durian fruit. It's called the King of Fruit by some. I'm not sure how one determines fruit hierarchy, but I'm pretty sure that if all of the fruit in the world became self aware, sprouted limbs and engaged in some sort of battle royale, the durian fruit would win without too much resistance. Why?
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The fruit in that picture weights about 5 pounds and I can't pick it up with my bare hands because the spikes are so sharp. These things grow on trees by the way...TALL trees. They're also notorious for their smell, which is VERY strong and generally disliked.
A tad pricy and difficult to find but I don’t mind because a) first post in two weeks, so I’ll suck it up b) my girlfriend and room mate are both in different states and won’t be subjected to the smell and c) I actually found one so yay.
A durian fruit: I got mine for 2.09 a pound, so about 10 bucks. Ripe durians weight between 4 and 7 lbs if I recall correctly.
Total cost: $10 - $20
I’ve actually had durian once before, about 2 or 3 years ago. It was like vanilla pudding with a strong undertone of red onion and it smelled like rotting garbage, particularly celery. According to a friend of mine who refused to let us eat it in her apartment, it smelled of “garbage, cat piss and bad weed.” Pungency and flavor varies based on how ripe it is though. There are a bunch of different kinds of durian, but only one of them is sold internationally. Let’s see how it tastes raw first.
It smells like slightly rotted almonds. I haven’t cracked the husk yet. Yes, the smell permeates the husk.
The husk may look hard but it has natural seams and the spikes, while very sharp, are actually somewhat bendable. If you’re careful, you can pull the sections apart with your hands.
Yup, as I remember it! More like custard actually. The flesh is soft and gooey and very easy to chew. The consistency is nice and the flavor is good, if a bit weird. This would be a bit cloying if you eat it too fast though. Still, it's very tasty. Smells more strongly now but I’d actually call it aromatic and pungent, rather than saying it stinks. It scent carries a whiff of slight over ripeness but is strongly fruity, a tad like banana actually. Now, those chunks of flesh naturally section off into wads, each of which has a pretty big seed in them. Remove them, it’s not hard.
Now to fry it up. Nothing special about this recipe. Just heat some oil over medium heat and fry until both sides are partially browned, like how you would fry a banana.
Wow, this is really good. The outside gets firm and crunchy and the inside stays creamy. It loses a little bit of it sweetness and some of the oniony taste is gone. Actually, once again I’m reminded of a banana, even though this is less sweet than that. By the way, durian is like catnip to vegans and fruitarians. They eat it by the crate-load and, if you give a group of them enough, they start to act a little it high. I've seen it happen. It's adorable. Stay queer!